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my husband of twenty years: i love you
me: he’s just saying that to be nice(via thebootydiaries)
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Some 🔥🔥🔥memes I really wanted to share.
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What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
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« The Real Africa : Fight The Stereotype » by Thiri Mariah Boucher
P.R.E.A.C.H.
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In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die
This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.
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Reasons why puppybowl is better than the superbowl
- puppies
- kitten halftime show KITTEN HALFTIME SHOW
- puppies
- promotes awareness about adopting shelter/rescue dogs
- puppies
- ALL OF THE PLAYERS ARE RESCUES DOGS
- NONE of the players have criminal records (unless you count being too cute)
- PUPPIES
- ITS PUPPIES
- ITS A PUPPY GAME HOW IS IT NOT THE GREATEST THING EVER
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If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song
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VIRGINia
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what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name
lay off them dogg its hard to name a country with ghasts shooting at you
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Xander
immortal from the french revolution
